Some original, some stolen but used on many occasions
Old enough to know better but too young to care (great for birthdays)
Money talks and bullshit walks.
When in doubt , keep on talking.(motto in Battle Ground Academy Annual-Senior Year-1962) if you know me it's pretty intuitive,as the mouth still moves even if I'm alone.
Like a duck on a junebug.( the Southern equivalent of a New York minute)
When in doubt, whip it out(animal house-like but nonetheless a go for it spirit)
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas. credit, Danny Don Meredith, Monday Night Football
If you had that much meat in your smokehouse you could eat for a year
Rolling like a bigwheel through a Georgia cotton field, honey hush.
Grab your Cock and a Rolling Rock.
(back in the frat days I was fond of bourbon and beer, the bourbon was Fighting
Cock and the beer Rolling Rock, one in each hand)
Screw you and the horse you rode in on.
Heard from a carnival barker outside a hoochi coochi show at the Summer County Fair, circa 1956 talking about the action inside:
Makes the old feel young and the young go feeling.
I'm young and loose and full of juice, ain't got no dough so what's the use, down and broke, ain't got a dollar, so come on baby, let's hoot and holler, get nude, rude, crude, naked, red-eyed and rowdy.
And for you Tennessee Ball Walk fans:
If you ain't walking you ain't talking
Well I got a good woman, what's the matter with me, what makes me want to love every woman I see.
(Waylon Jennings, Waymore Blues)
The older I get, the better I was.
(inscribed on my birthday boxers)
